every white teen movie ever

indeniallthot:

*in that one white girl voice* hey my names elizabeth..and im..not like those other girls. oh no, i’m not plastic, or..goth or..some blonde bimbo. im just elizabeth. *pans to some average white boy* that’s jake. he is sooo hot. how does one describe the level of hotness of the great jake smith. hes like if *insert some rock artist* and *insert white actor*. *pans back to her* but im…just elizabeth. this is my story. *plays dirty little secret by all american rejects*